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Some dumb ones, maybe a few good ones, and I've avoided posting the dumbest ones so you won't have to read them!



I would love to change the world, but I can't access the source code!

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Coding software is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC. (or vice versa! or both!)

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
 
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I've only skimmed this thread, but I'll throw in my 2 cents:

1) Sign on a print shop wall: You can have your order GOOD, FAST, or CHEAP - choose two. (Think about it.)

2) Another sign on a print shop wall: Rates: Normal - $ 50 / hr, If you watch - $ 65 / hr, If you help - $ 75 / hr

3) Sign in the break room of a tech repair shop: "Customer Complaint Form" Enter your complaint in the BOX provided: --> <-- (box is about 1/8" wide)

4) Another sign in the break room of a tech repair shop: "Technician's Federal Tax Form" (blank) Enter your name, (blank) Enter your ID, (blank) How much money did you make?, Please send it in.

May your bits be stable and your interfaces be fast. :cool: Ron
 
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From my father to me as a teenger: Some day you will realize I'm not as dumb as you think I am.
Someone said: It is amazing how much your parents learn between the ages of 15 and 25.

1) Sign on a print shop wall: You can have your order GOOD, FAST, or CHEAP - choose two. (Think about it.)
I saw that once as the options on a software development request form.